Bureaucrat's Brain


A rich man went to the hospital for a brain transplant. The doctor told him there were three brains available. "The first brain belonged to a college professor, but it will cost $10,000."

"That's okay," said the rich man. "I can afford it. Who did the second brain belong to?"

"The second belonged to a rocket scientist. It costs $20,000." "I can afford that, and I'd also be a lot smarter," said the man. "But who had the third brain? "It belonged to a Washington bureaucrat, but it will cost you $200,000."

"Wow!" said the rich man. "Why so much for the bureaucrat's brain?"

"Never been used."

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