A rich man went to the hospital for a brain transplant. The doctor told
him there were three brains available. "The first brain belonged to a college
professor, but it will cost $10,000."
"That's okay," said the rich man. "I can afford it. Who did the second
brain belong to?"
"The second belonged to a rocket scientist. It costs $20,000."
"I can afford that, and I'd also be a lot smarter," said the man. "But
who had the third brain? "It belonged to a Washington bureaucrat, but it will
cost you $200,000."
"Wow!" said the rich man. "Why so much for the bureaucrat's brain?"
"Never been used."