Faith Healer


It was at a local faith healing meeting, a blind man walked to the faith healer asking to be healed. The faith healer asked "when was the last time you have seen the sky?" The blind man replied, "oh, it has been so long I can remember the color blue." The faith healer, pressed hard on the blind man eyes and said, "Be healed!" Immediately the blind man could see and was jumping for joy.

Next a deaf man, he signed that he could not hear, the faith healer popped the deaf man's ears and shouted " Be healed!" The deaf man immediate could hear all the prayers around him, with joy. The faith healer walked to the man in the wheel chair, and was about to lay his hands on him. The man in the wheel chair shouted, "Don't touch me!!", " I am on worker comp!"

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